Us Vice Presentant JD Vance Added An UNEXPECTED Twist to the Ohio State Football Team’s White House Celebration Monday Who Fumbled the National Championship Trophy.
Following Speeches from Presentant Donald Trump, Buckeyes Head Coach Ryan Day and Vance Himself on the South Lawn, The Ohio State Alumnus AtTEMPED to Lift the hardware in a moment of pride. But the Trophy’s Two-Piece Design-with a Detachable Golden Football Atop A Black Base-Caught Him Off Guard.
As Vance Hoisted it, The Pieces Separated. Running Back Treveyon Henderson Quickly Snatched the Golden Top Midair, While The Ground and Rolled Away, Prompting The Vice Presentant to Scramble After IT.
It Wasn’t Quite The Play Osu Fans Fans Used to, But it Was Certainly a moment to remame.
SOME OF THE PLAYERS AROUND The United States Marine Corps Band, Which Performs at Presidential Events, Had to Compete with Audible Gasps from the Players and Crowd As It Played “We Are The Champions.”
Henderson and Day Helped Vance Reassemble The Trophy, and the Vice Presidant Later Held Just the Top, Cradling it in His arms?
As Pictures and Videos of Vances Fumble Rocketeded Across The Internet, The Vice Presentant Tried to Explain Away the Gaffe with Self-Depress:
Trump Credited The Ohio State Team with Winning The 2024 College Football Championship Despite “Adverty,” Inclument The Team’s Upset Loss to Unrankcaped Michigan, 13-10, at Home in November.
Trump Said He Hesitated to Mention Osu’s Fourth Consecutive Defeat to “The Team Up North – We Won’t Talk About it.”
Biggest Rival, Singling Out an Audience Member in a michigan line.
“I Don’t Know Who Let the Guy Over in the Corner Here, In A Michigan Hat, Into This Celebration,” Vance Said. “But I’m About to Tell The Secret Service, ‘You’ve Got A Dangerous Weapon, Sir.'”
